Ron White is the man!

I believe that if you're a convicted sex offender in this country, when you get out of prison, you should have to put a sign in your yard or on your door that says you're a convicted sex offender because I don't care about you're rights anymore.

Ron White, Blue Collar Comedy "One for the Road"

Perfect Love

Love is not about loving the perfect person. Its about loving the imperfect person perfectly

Expect nothing

Expect nothing and accept everything and you will never be disappointed.

Laurence Overmire

Motivation

People often say that motivation doesn't last.
Well, neither does bathing -- that's why we recommend it daily.
~ Zig Ziglar

In the End

But in the end, the most important thing to accept is that no matter how alone you feel, how painful it may be, with the help of those around you, you'll get through this too.

J.D, Scrubs

Friends

Be courteous to all, but intimate with few; and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.

George Washington
First president of US (1732 - 1799)

DESTINY

No trumpets sound when the important decisions of our life are made. Destiny is made known silently.

Agnes de Mille
US choreographer & dancer (1909 - 1993)

Stupid

Even duct tape can't fix Stupid!!

What I needed to hear Saturday......

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Ernest Hemingway
US author & journalist (1899 - 1961)

Dumbfounded

I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.

Leo Rosten
US (Polish-born) author (1908 - )

Reality

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.

Philip K. Dick, Valis
US science fiction author (1928 - 1982)

Dirty Dancing!!!

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

(Kinda got a movie theme going on today)

Doctors

Tommy: Did you hear I finally graduated?
Richard Hayden: Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too, all right.
Tommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.
Richard Hayden: I know, they're called doctors.

Love Stinks!!!!

Robbie: [singing] She loves her/ but she loves this guy right here/ but she loves somebody else/ you just can win/ and so it goes until the day you die/ this thing called love is going to make you cry. I hate you/ I've had the blues/ From wretched pranks/ One thing's for sure.
[Holds microphone to fat man]
Fat Man: Love stinks?
Robbie: Love stinks/ Yeah yeah

Greatest Game!

You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all. ~Earl Weaver

One more!

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone.

~A. Bartlett Giamatti, "The Green Fields of the Mind," Yale Alumni Magazine, November 1977

Can you tell I'm missing baseball??

Can't wait til spring!

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby

Candy!!!!!!!

Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.

Ogden Nash, "Reflections on Ice-Breaking"
US humorist & poet (1902 - 1971)

Tears

What soap is for the body, tears are for the soul.Proverb, Jewish

MISERABLE

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy.
Robert Anthony

LOVE MUCH

Say little, and love much; give all; judge no man; aspire to all that is pure and good.
White Eagle

Hang On

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

Franklin D. Roosevelt, quoted Kansas City Star, June 5, 1977

Take Control

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will.

John Atkinson

Weekend quotes

Sorry I missed all weekend. It was a busy one for me.

Gonna make up for it today.

My ex.....

Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.

Heinrich Heine
German critic & poet (1797 - 1856)

Nuts

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

Evan Esar

Stupidity

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

Gustave Flaubert

Anger

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

Life is short!!!

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you Smile.

Live like your a dog....

"Handle every situation like a dog - If you can't eat it or hump it - piss on it and walk away..."